Every villain needs his henchman and Luigi is one of the best. Big, portly, threatening, he’s worked for Franzotti for years and is happy to do what’s he’s told. He loves the henchman line of work, and has a not-so-secret crush on Thomasina, Franzotti’s other favorite henchman.

Thomasina- Luigi’s counterpart and equal, the two of them make a formidable pair of gun-toting trouble. A crack shot, she enjoys her work, though not Luigi’s crush. She’s all business, but with a sly sense of humor.